You've all seen these signs, yes? The Neighborhood Watch notices?
Well. There is one posted near the entrance to our apartment complex. Anicka, the dear, thinks it means No Cats Allowed. I let her think this. It has stopped her from asking me why we can't have a pet. (Apparently "because those are the rules" is not a sufficient answer. There must be a posted notice in order to convince her. )
If you squint and tilt your head a little it kind of looks like a cat, right? A cat with a very pointy goiter.