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Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am absolutely consumed with cutting my toe nails, watching the grass grow, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day seems to be packed from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to sun down and beyond. I am putting money aside so I can run away. but this damned rock is heavy.
I absolutely, positively promise I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. No, really! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue...
( We are going camping near Bryce Canyon this weekend, so I should have a fresh post and fresh pictures up sometime next week!)